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chinese space launch

When you blow finely powdered opium into someone's asshole and they fart it out, resulting in an historically offensive cloud resembling the result of many (i.e. failed) Chinese spacecraft launches.

Your sister and I arranged a Chinese space launch for 08:00.

by djf December 13, 2014


Chinese Space Dock

When two males attempt "docking" using a Chinese finger trap.

Tonight in the ER we had to separate two guys who tried the Chinese Space Dock.

by Onigato September 20, 2019


Space Movie 1992

Gay N*ggers From Outer Space.

Yes folks--that's the name of the film. A true classic. Available on Youtube.

"I conned my folks into doing a google search for "Space Movie 1992" and would you believe we're all watching Gay N*ggers From Outer Space even as we speak.?"

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022


space-ifest destiny

The belief that the United States has a clear destiny to expand into outer space; America has a manifest destiny in space.

In the mid-19th century, Manifest Destiny dominated American politics; in the mid-21st century it will be Space-ifest Destiny.

by Steveroflstomp December 12, 2010


waste of human space

A guy who is taking up a spot on earth which he should not have, he is a waste if human space

*Rap battle*
Kid- You are a waste of human space

Other kids OHHHHHHH #OMFG #GG

by You are waste August 8, 2017


Low Disk Space

POV: Your name is Daz Black and you're trying to get rid of this god awful notification.

LINDAA!!

I'M NOT RUNNING OUT OF DISK SPACE, COMPUTER, I HAVE SEVENTEEN HARD DRIVES... LINDA!! THERES NOTHING IN THERE. Its like a ghost drive that doesn't exist, I cant find shit in my computer anywhere. I DONT HAVE LOW DISK SPACE

by I Dont Know What To Put :0 January 22, 2021


KIMI DAKE NO SPACE

there is a space for u honey, i have a hole in the shape of you, inside of my heart

IM NOT THE ONE SAYING IT TWICE DID

Guruguru meguru feeling
Kimi wo suki ni natte
Kimi no katachi no ana ga aita mitai
Hato no mannaka wa
Kimi dake no space

Ah suki nanda suki nanoyo
Arikitari de mo
Kokoro ni wa kimigata no ana ga aiteru no
Just like a doughnut
Ajiwatte itai eien no loop
Kitto sekai de hitotsu (There is a place for ya)
Ah yawarakaku amai kibun (No, oh-oh)
Fuwafuwa shiteru (You make me feel loved, baby)
Kokoro ni wa kimigata no ana ga aiteru no (Woah)
Just like a doughnut
Mayoikonda koi no loop (Ijen naege)
Kitto sekai de hitotsu

by your mom loves twice August 11, 2022