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A person that is so attractive that they cause immediate erections.
Hey Biff, have you seen the girl that just moved in upstairs? She's a definite Boner Donor!!!!
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Boner fide is a way to confirm that a woman is truly hot an/or sexy based on scientific evidence. This is done by looking, touching and feeling of said woman and then waiting to see if a boner is produced. If a boner is present after the process then the woman is deemed boner fide hot.
I got drunk with Cindy last night night and to make a long story short I was able to verify that she is a boner fide vixen.
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The phenomenon that occurs when a penis shrivels up and shrinks so much that it actually becomes tiny and hard. Usually due to being in the extreme cold or from seeing something disgusting.
Jesus Christ it's freezing outside, my penis just shrank itself into a 1-inch inverted boner!
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A guy getting fellatio. Needs a boner to happen. can be used in present tense: boner mopping, and past tense: boner mopped
Past tense: I got my boner mopped last night from some chick.
Present tense: You're really great at boner mopping.
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a penis that is not fully erect
Jim: Yo bro, how was your date last night?
Eddy: Man, the chick was whack, I had a cheese boner all night, son.
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The means by which normally unattractive members of the opposite sex become incredibly hot.
Similar to Beer Goggles, but without the consumption of alcohol.
Can lead to awkward situations through use of text messaging, phone calls or conversation when under it's effect.
Guy 1: Hey man, I cant believe you tried it on with Suzi, didn't her facial skin condition put you off!
Guy 2: Ugh, I know! Boner Vision really screwed me this time!
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When a nigga gets a boner at yo crib
Pedro: bro I got a boner
George: nigga get ur boner nigga out my house
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