this shit is bananas

in gwen stefanis song, when rumors made up about her were fake
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or just her shit in her toilet was bananas

"oh no i did not kiss that usher boy! that shit is bananas! b-a-n-a-n-a-s! cuz im a cheerleader so i have to say it out loud to remember how to spell it!"
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"honey.. today i had a banana and peanut butter sandwich i looked in the toilet and the shit was made out of bananas"

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banana skin

The effect on the penis when Gay sex occurs with a curry obsessed man with a diarrhetic arsehole.

Gay Dave:Korma?

Jullian:Yeah you got it pal.

Gay Dave:Thanks! Good job you let me shit in you're mouth first...

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hannah banana

a simp.

is that hannah banana?

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Banana Car

when someone has a small tent in their pants, and is a sama

I have a Banana Car! I will hide it with my asian hat!

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banana feet

When you put your shoes on backwards you have banana feet!

"Left foot, right shoe... banana feet!"

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Grumpy Banana

When someone is being generally unpleasant to be around for no good reason. Commonly used to cheer up the banana in question

Roxanne! Dont be a grumpy banana! We can just go to the store and get more orange jello!

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Banana Horse

A human male phallus. A penis. A variation of the oft-used "Baloney Pony".

Greg: "Hey man, how's it going with that chick you met at the bar a few weeks back?"

Theo: "Solid. I've been on three dates with her. I'm thinking by the next one, I can get her to take a wild ride on the ol' banana horse."

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