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A phrase used to describe when someone’s pants zipper is down; because in the barn door is the hog (penis).
“Hey Jimmy your barn door is open!”
A remixed Verizon of “They Keep Creepin towards the door” by aAngryPiggy
They keep creepin towards the door! My heart beat skips, like a photo graph! But they keep creepin towards the door!
To spread one’s butt cheeks during defecation as too minimize the clean-up that will be required.
“Forgot to open the bay doors today and was wiping for hours, so annoying!”
A low to medium profile hatchback shitbox from the late 80s to early 90s. For example, the Mitsubishi Precis, Ford Festiva, Pontiac Le Mans, Honda CRX, and of course the quintessential Geo Metro. This type of vehicle is not to be confused with a Smart Car, which is essentially an even shittier golf cart with doors.
A two door spec is the perfect cheater car for a car audio setup.
The seat of the person who has recently told a room silencing joke, one that would make all others feel awkward now that they have heard it. The person being called a “door seat” will have to exit through the door.
Brandon tells an awkward joke; others then proceed to call him a door seat, Brandon must now exit in shame.
As useless as a nail in a plastic toy house for kids.
Dense, stupid, ignorant
That guys denser than a door nail in a cubby house
Diarrhea so runny and projecting at a high velocity that it’ll fly right through a screen door.
“I ate at the Mexican place and got the screen door shits so bad before I even left the parking lot.” Jayson