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When you or your partner shit into your hands, throw it up in the air and run under it.
My buddy got his girl to give him a Jersey shower last weekend!
You get whacked and thrown in Arthur Kill
Yea Hill dog sent Biden for a jersey swim! I heard we have a black female president now.
Making three left turns in order to go right.
To make a Jersey right, You make a left, another left, and another left and your right there. (Which is impossible in New Jersey because you cant' turn left)
A type of sandwich made from thinly sliced liver cooked with onions and limburger cheese.
Comes from a story about a US Airforce Airman who cut a hole in his USAF dorm mattress, tapped the edges and covered it with plastic, packed the hole with two liver filets, and fucked that meat hole on the regular. Filled with stinky cheese and shame.
Hey, did I tell you that my roommate was fucking some raw meat shoved in a hole in his mattress? Oh yeah, a new jersey cheesesteak huh? Thats damn good sandwich man.
denim jeans with a denim jean jacket. usually worn by pineys but not exclusive to new jersians
also known as a canadian tuxedo
look at his new jersey tuxedo. fuckin piney
The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.
Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
A Sloppy Joe where you have your friend cum inside the sandwich. This is because just like in New Jersey, you can't pump your own gas.
"Dude my friend hooked me up with a New Jersey Sloppy Joe, and I didn't need any protein supplements today!"