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n. very close to the ground
Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.
"Where is Matthew Diamond?"
"Oh there he is, I nearly stepped on him!"
The belief in which you don’t believe in god because believing in god stops you from believing in yourself. Matthewism is named after Matthew Sidell, the philosopher behind the religion.
Matthew: why the fuck would you believe in god?!
Me: because good things must come from somewhere...?
Matthew: fuck you! Only you can make good stuff happen to yourself!
Me: now that’s a philosophy I can stand by!
Matthew: I’ll call it... matthewism!
To be an alpha chad and to strive hard to be the best
Incels should study the philosophy Matthewism
a good bloke but an odd guy the same animal but a different beast
Matthew BLEASDALE is a kiddy lover
What is your favourite flavour of Matthew bleasdale
the creator and sustainer of the universe.A legend who only capable of being seen by those with daddy issues is charged with federal RICO and firearms charges, including conspiracy to murder and armed robbery, and faces up to life in prison. He is allegedly part of "a violent sect of the Bloods" known as the Nine Trey Gangsters.and hey banddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd...hes SINGLE!
Matthew Atkinson:
us:yes,my lord