t-boned

when a girl has experienced the beastlyness of tommy train.

"Man, that girl looks like she's had a lot of statistics quoted to her."

"Yeah...she just got T-boned."

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bone smuggler

one who smuggles bones in his/her ass

your mother smuggles more bone than a pit bull

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red boned

thick chicks

"thick chicks, fellas call 'em redbones" Ciara, Oh

*ey man, you see those hunnies at the game...

-Yeah boy! hella chicks be red boned though

*Hey man redbones what i like, yeah baby!

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skin and bones

a label given when friends become your family. Not of blood relation. They are family without the blood.

marck and maigen are my skin and bones.

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t-bone

man lying on side, with woman lieing across (legs over mans hips). mans penis in womans ass. Therefore shaping as a T.

'Can we try a new position'
'what one'
'T-bone'

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milk bone

slathering one's genitals with a substance attractive to canines (or felines if you like the scratchy scratchy) in order to entice the animal to lick and orally pleasure your junk

After striking out with ladies at the bar last night Tim went home covered his flesh cudgel with peanut butter in order to get milk boned into ecstasy.

Because Tim's wife had a headache, he dipped his nuts in chocolate sauce for a good milk boning by the dog (BE ADVISED: Chocolate can be toxic to dogs, we do not advocate chocolate for milk boning with canines).

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t-bone

When a trans man has sex with a man/women wearing a strap on or prosthetic cock.

OR

When a Shemale is on top.

"I get t-boned all the time. My boyfriend use to be a girl."

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