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Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

Because I really donโ€™t know how to do this. I hate my relatives they are assholes.

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

by Zatarainโ€™s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021

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Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine

someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.

Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately

by erectile dysfunctional family May 19, 2020

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


how about you look up another word while i go wash my face

Something someone says while one peraon is on urban dictionary and another is on videi chat

how about you look up another word while I go wash my face

by AAryn_ORtiz April 3, 2017

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


So whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is you

โ€œso whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is youโ€ TRY AGAIN by JAEHYUN and D.ear. This song is about love and this part is basically a way to say that they feel warm or comfort when theyโ€™re around โ€œyouโ€ and thatโ€™s why when it says โ€œyouโ€ at the end itโ€™s bc you make them happy and โ€œyouโ€ are what comes to their mind

โ€œswyamahifprmaiyโ€ (so whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is you)

:)

by jjaehyun1099 February 20, 2022

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the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander

MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011

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So whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is you

โ€œso whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is youโ€ TRY AGAIN by JAEHYUN and D.ear. This song is about love and this part is basically a way to say that they feel warm or comfort when theyโ€™re around โ€œyouโ€ and thatโ€™s why when it says โ€œyouโ€ at the end itโ€™s bc you make them happy and โ€œyouโ€ are what comes to their mind

โ€œswyamahifprmaiyโ€ (so whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is you)

:)

by jjaehyun1026 February 20, 2022

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em

This is the famous quote from one of the three main characters from GTA V named Micheal De Santa

Man aims gun to robbers head "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
Pushes a Security guard at a jewel store "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
Security guard after the heist says "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
The actor Ned Luke says about GTA 6 "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em

by When you forget a 1000 things September 25, 2023

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