Jack Bauer

Verb.

To save the United States from going to war with three Middle Eastern Countries only hours after you flat-line and were revived by a clinic OD.

I Jack Bauered your ass!

Kim Jack Bauered that mountain lion upon encountering it in the woods.

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Swag Jack

To steal another persons swagger. To not be original in style.

Yo all you do is copy. Stop trying to swag jack me.

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Jack Broomell

1. (V); The godliest of gods; The manliest of men; The Baconest of Bacon Strips. No one doubts that he is forever Broomelled; No one questions his ability to consume Bacon. Chuck Norris takes Broomelling advice from Jack Broomell. Ever been to the gym with Jack Broomell? He out Broomells everyone there, past, present and future. Everyone should aspire to be as Broomelled as this guy.

2. (N); Jack Broomell.

3. (N); John Broomell.

1. "Jack Broomell is my hero."

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Jack Port

Holy Fuck. I see a Jack Port and bust a nut. He is the thiccest, sexiest, best looking make around. If you are not gay, you will becum gay looking at him.

Man: "Jack Port"
*Both Men Die from jizzing too much*

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Jack Dudley

Fit lad with tons of abs and a great personality with autistic tendencies

OMG Wow that guy is a real jack Dudley

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Saucy Jack

The name of a femme boy ninja who is on the quest to kill a Colorado senator .

Well if it isn't Saucy Jack?

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retarded jack

Someone who is completely retarded when sexually active but usually a stinky ass turd and needs to get friends.

Jack was really a retarded jack when he tried to do the sixty-nine position with Desere, the fat stinky hoe of the town.

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