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TEACHER THEY WERE READING WITHOUT LISTENING
"PUT SOME DIRT IN YOUR MOUTH, PATRICIA"
An ironic double entendre that a guy would say to a friend about a hot girl he sees. It jokingly suggests she needs to lose weight or have some cosmetic surgery, but it actually means he thinks she needs to be fucked. Loosely based on the porn theme of a male porn star dressed as a contractor showing up and offering his "services" to the female actress posing as a lonely housewife.
Dude, look at her, a total smokeshow. She looks lonely. I think she needs some work done.
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A term to describe nice breasts, usually possessed by a younger female who has just grown them to a near full size. They are perfect, round, not to big and not to small. They are the kinds that you can see in a magazine and before you know it you are groping a magazine.
Man did you see Brittany last night? She didn't have those last year!
I know man those babies were Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'!
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A phrase used to throw off the scent of an inquiring individual, while actually partaking in nefarious acts of debauchery.
(Nothing good happens after 2 am)
Jessica told us she was “doing some things around the house”, when actually she was just doing Nick.
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Smoking marijuana, or being high on marijuana
joe shmo: Hey man what should we do this weekend
moe shmo: i got my lighter and bowl with me so we should defiantly watch some harry potter
joe shmo: hellz yea dude! we gonna get ripped!
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when a guy wants a girls mouth sparkling clean for his dick
girl go drink some bleach before we netflix and chill
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