To read one's pump is to notice when an individual has recently lifted. Often used as a compliment or praise, acknowledging another individuals swollen muscles.
"Hey bro, your arms are looking juicy af right now. You do arms today?"
"Yeah, I did actually, how'd you notice?"
"Brother, I read your pump"
The art of self gratification using a bait pump to achieve arousal
Bra you ever knobed yaself off with a yabbie pump?
The sexual act of pulling your arm back and punching your fist up your partners anus in a celebratory manner. The arm must be inserted up to the elbow or it is only considered a Bill Murray swirly. This is usually accompanied by a reach around.
Yo bro. I gave Jenna the a Tiger Fist Pump last night after we finished the Panamanian Petting Z
Guy- (daydreaming)
Girl- what you doing boi thinking about my pump thruster?
Guy- (snaps back to reality hoping for a trip to pound town) I am now!!
a challenge that if you attempt it dont call back or text
the 3 a.m. Lil Pump Phone Summoning is dangerous
A thing you do over the weekend and tell your co-workers about over the weekend.
Mike: So, what did you guys do over the weekend?
Steve: Just hung out with the family
Dave: I was Pumping Slop all weekend!
1. originates the Japanese word "yagamo" which literally translates to "arrow duck", but is also short for "ya ga mune ni sasuru", meaning "an arrow strikes my chest" or "a bow and arrow shot my blood-pump."
2. cupid has struck.
while seeing their crush come in
Naruru: BE STILL MY HEART!
Ruruna: Total bow to pump!