Kudos To You

When the boss thinks he’s the best worker but can’t even work a full week.

“Kudos to you bro”

Boy 1: I worked a full week this week.

Boy that doesn’t like Boy 1: Oh Kudos to You bro. (Sarcastic as f***

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shits you

say 'shih tzu' out loud

what you said: my baby shih tzu
what it sounded like: my baby shits you

easier for you

~ a phrase said when one is trying to avoid a direct question
~ used when you are trying to divert ones attention back onto them
~ used to stop the conversation short

Jane: Are you dumping me for another girl?
Dick: If that makes it easier for you to move on

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you on me

Do you get it? Do you follow what I am saying?

Her shoes are so wack! You on me?

You-tard

In the farewell stage of an exchange of greetings and/or pleasantries, a 'you-tard' occurs when one party replies "you too!" when it does not apply.

Waiter says "Enjoy your meal" , you reply " you, too! A you-tard has occurred.

E you

A phrase you use instead of "F you" around your catholic friends or adults.

Lilly and Jocelyn are at school and Lilly decides to say "you have aids, Jocelyn!" Jocelyn is furious "E you!" says Jocelyn.

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are you high?

Are you high on drugs

Are you high? Seriously, are you high and drunk enough? Bastard.