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Someone who is all in your buisness and seemingly wants to get in your pants {to pleasure you or kiss ass} just like the actual penis fish in the Caribou
Tim(talking to buddy): "Dude watch this, John has been on my like a penis fish because I told him I might give him a promotion.(To John) My coffee is empty."
John:" Don't worry sir I noticed you were finshing it up 5 minutes ago and have already brewed you a new pot
Tina: "Hey Tim how's it going? I heard you just broke up with your girlfriend."
Tim: " Dont be such a penis fish I plan on staying single Tina, go be a slut somewhere else"
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When you are fishing and happen to be getting bites. Could be in a large pond,river bank or lake. Other people may be using different baits and you either happen to have thrown your line in the right spot or you posses a better bait. You start to get bites on your line and or begin to catch fish. Then, behind your back, or unbenounced to you the other fishermen begin to lower there eye brows and eyes begin to dart back and forth low grumbling may insue. They may even glance @ each other with the snarled upper lip but when you look @ them they quickly smile and remark "hey good one pal". But under there breath they say "SONOFABITCH or lucky fucker" as you begin to catch more fish.With a grin on there face you may hear the old "watcha usin buddy". Then you inconspicuously look with head held straight, from side to side and you notice that they are moving closer towards your spot. Setting up the nigger fish. Before you know it some guy throws his line right in your exact same spot. "Sorry about that" "oh thats ok". If this ever happens to you this is called nigger fishing.
"Hey mother fucker go get your own spot I was here first fuckin nigger fishing on me".
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An aquatic creature composed entirely of the male ejaculant.
A pool of male ejaculant in the shape of a jesus fish.
Mom! Dad! I just caught a skeet fish!
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The act of making yourself appear asian, either using makeup or other face-changing mediums. Often mistaken for normal winged eyeliner or dolly makeup, both of which leave the average non-asian looking the same.
Asian fishing is a real issue and a form of racism, but is rarely taken seriously due to the misinformation and performative activism surrounding it.
"hey, you know that girl Mackenzie in chem?"
"yeah, the Korean one?"
"what? no, Mackenzie is Irish"
"... so she's asian fishing?"
"... yeah"
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Involving one guy and two girls or three guys, either way. Anyway, it is when a guy lays down naked and one of the three sits on his face. The other sits on the man's cock. The two members on top start bouncing on the man, causing extreme pleasure for the one on the cock, and then doing a rowing formation with their arms as if rowing a canoe .
"Yea man, me and the asian twins totally did the fishing trip last night. It was awesome!"
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see fish wrap. a newspaper of such dubious quality that it provides less utility as reading material than fish-wrapping material.
The average article in that fish wrapper wouldn't pass in a freshman journalism class.
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It's like a trophy wife, but it's a fish you keep just because it looks pretty.
Boy: wtf why do you keep that fucking fish around? You don't even care about it.
Girl: It's prettyyyyyyyy
Boy: Wow what a fucking trophy fish
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