The female equivilant of a 'pimp daddy'
A hooker machine has tons of guys wanting her and is very boss.
Sexy Guy 1: Wow, Breana and Taylor are super boss, I want them both so bad!
Sexy Guy 2: I know man, they are such Hooker Machines.
Some small streamer whos decently good at tetris, and minecraft bed wars, quite friendly too
Have you seen Lightning Machine around? I think he's taking a break
When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out
Person 1: I did a rice vending machine last night
A Russian mythical demon that comes and eats little children at night who do not brush their teeth
Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."
Cardboard Pull-tabs for gambling. Name comes from it's simplicity compared to so many electronic options these days.
Call me old-school, but I'd rather play my Amish slot machine pull-tabs because I don't trust those new e-tab machines.
this is referring to any nicotine device
hey man can you sauce me your buzz machine? i’m all out of juice