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Shoes- shoes r- well.. the houses/ beds for your feet, shoes can come in many forms because- humans like to overcomplicate things...
Shoes are for your feet- to hide your feet, cause there is no such thing as pretty feet ( sorry for those who love there feet or have a foot fetish ) you know what feet are so ugly we invented a second layer to hide them- socks.
Your feet: ” im cold and everyone is staring at me”
You: “no problem one second...”
* put on socks *
You: “ no wait your not hidden enough you can still se the shape of your feet”
- adds shoes -
You : “ Perfect “ 👌🏻
shoe is the opposite of cap, shoe represents truth and non-lying in response to someone calling something cap.
friend 1: “bro i just rizzed up a shawty”
friend 2: “that’s cap bro we know how you rizz up girls the last one you literally called a babygorilla”
friend 1: “it’s not cap bro it’s literally shoe”
friend 2: “what the hell are you talking about”
1) Something thrown at a disobedient child
2) People often use this to step on people with chemotherapy in the brain.
3) In some cases licked
4) At times eaten as a side dish of socks
Aka: La chancel
1. My mother through a shoe at my chemo infested head after licking it. Later on telling me to eat it with a side of socks.
A term for fake ID. A shoemaker is someone who creates fake IDs.
Man I need new shoes.
New shoes? Why?
No not like those shoes. I got busted.
Oh.
(adj.) Cool in an extremely laid-back way; so laid-back that it may be taken for squareness, straightness, or unconsciousness. The word is derived from the lingo of prestigious East-Coast universities where some people wear extremely expensive shoes that fit perfectly, yet never say 'Woah! Yow! Look at my shoes, man,' the way proles do.
He is so shoe he takes his girlfriend to church -- but it's ironic -- maybe