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Robert

I love him. My days get 100 times better when he talks to me. I love how he talks to me and calls me funny things that I don’t laugh at that moment but when I leave school I am practically crying laughing. When I joke around with my friend, he always comes in at the most random time to say something about ME. I love Robert. I would do ANYTHING (I mean anything) for him. I’m sure he doesn’t like me back. But if he did, we would get married and jump off a bridge together.
If anyone else likes Robert, (which I’m sure someone does) I will ruin their entire life.

I would do anything for Robert

by MelonCee November 10, 2022


Robert

smart,funny,cute,nice,rude is some things that can explain him some times he can be nice then mean but he is and will always be kind and he always find a way to cheer some one up.

Robert is a nice person and you are luck to meet one .

by booige December 4, 2021


Robert

Robert is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. He gathers more insane stories in a year than most people do in a lifetime. He’ll take you on adventures and then retell them in a way that makes you relive them. Despite all that, he’ll still be down-to-earth when he needs to. Don’t let Robert get away.

Person 1: Who keeps making monkey noises at 3AM?
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.

by RCG_Hater December 25, 2023


roberts

oh your dick is fine robbey! i love you! oh, yes, feed me that cum!!!!!!!

roberts is nice

by ebfjkawehbfhleflhaebfhjebfhjeb March 10, 2022


robert

robert is a really sexy guy. he is always the most caring person in the world. if you have a friend named robert you need to keep them. they usually have thick dicks that cum alot. robert has a lot of experience with kids. he is a good babysitter and you must make out with a robert. he is a great husband and father for children. he is great at math, mariokart, and technology. if you are named robert you are good at all deez things.

robert is a very nice person

by ebfjkawehbfhleflhaebfhjebfhjeb March 10, 2022


Robert

A mother fucker (when they let him) that is the reason we have to take a sexual abuse course at work.

There’s no one like Robert at work.

by YourNameWasCarlosOnce November 6, 2021


Robert

Robert. A successor to historic robber barons, a Robert in modern corporate America is an employee of high position who publicly and gleefully exposes the shortcomings of other employees — in order to control the weak and perversely amuse him/her self and others — whilst paying little heed to ruffled feathers, mangled psyches, or damaged careers.

Example: That Doctor Stowe is such a Robert. At a meeting today, the Doctor used a four page written list (that he compiled over the course of six years) to portray Carl and Scottie as nitwits.

by Bigdogs123 September 6, 2022