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People that buy organic foods, put babybeel cheese in their childrenโs lunches, and often wear Keen sandals or Chacos. They shop at Whole Foods or the local coop. You can spot them at the local farmers market on the weekends getting there organic produce and putting it in their reusable bags. To them, Lunchables are unheard of and rap music is terrifying.
Mom, the wax cheese people at school made fun of my Cheeze-itโz because they arenโt organic.
Its the Perfect place to meet people. Not only people tho you can meet a dog, a cat ,your Math Teacher or even a wild Rosa. Don't let this Perfectly good opportunity go to waste.The Library isn't exclusive to friendly Relationships tho you can meet your dreedphobes, a "HEAVEN", sometimes you can even find your true Love.Meet People at the Library now!!!!
"Oh you're so lonely,you should really Meet People at the Library"
Putting a hard boner on one's wet mouth.
"... now that I'm a grown man I think that you, the Wiggles and Scooby Doo all blow boat people, and by that I mean you put hard boners on your wet mouth.'
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Old people who still act like they're in their teens. Mainly women.
When old people esp women talk, gossip, and laugh very loudly and obnoxiously. They walk around shaking their asses and making fun of everyone.
Teenaged old people are awesome
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soft cookies, usu. comtaining some sort of soft jelly filling. esp. if sold in a small white bag by pepperidge farm.
Everytime we go to my aunt's house, she serves us old people cookies.
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/หpษm(p)kษn/paCH/หpฤpษl/
1. Followers of a large rounded orange fruit headed leader with a thick skull, tiny brain, a believer in conspiracy theories, a follower of brietbart, faux and infowars.
2. The plant of the Russian Oligarchs totalitarian authoritarian regime that produces unending lies and treason, having red hats and large confederate flags and native to warm inbreed regions of America.
Used as an affectionate term of address, especially to a trumpet:
"listen, pumpkin patch people, I thought you ought to know he's the worst liar in chief ever."
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The 21st century version of American democracy
Ted: "Wow, our democracy is now nothing but a "People's Choice Award." We quit caring about background, character, intelligence or other intangibles, and simply pick the most entertaining white guy."
Russ: "Yep, Trump is no Lincoln, Eisenhower or FDR. I guess half the country finds him entertaining enough to be leader of the free world."
Ted: "Makes great sense, doesn't it? You don't think the rest of the world is both freaking out and laughing at us at the same time, do you?"
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