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To penetrate a women in their anus - an unpolite way of telling someone to have strong relationships with another human being.
u shud fuck her right in the ass imo
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The finely tuned art of diving into a swimming pool whilst attempting to keep a cigarette lit in a vertical extended arm position above the head
Anyone for a game of keep her lit...? Cigarette New game
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How to make her sparkle ..
One small jar of mutual attraction
Handful of sincerity
Add a touch of humour
Dash of chivalry
Touch of tenderness
Mix gently until all ingredients combined
Best left overnight …
Bake gently .. until golden
Allow to cool
Ensure said lady knows she is the one and only ….
Deliver via romantic moments (energetic exchange) such as kissing, gazing or general flirtations ….
Success can be noted through the eyes, commentary or artistic expression :D
How to make her sparkle … in theory ;)
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A comical way to show affection or interest to a woman who is found to be " sexy " .
The interloper would then say " I'd pee in her butt " to show interest
Barbara streizand walks down the street- I would not pee in her butt
The hot chick from the hot tub scene in that Marilyn Manson video - i'd pee in her butt
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The female equivalent to the masculine phrase indicating a level of arousal commesurate with "get his dick wet. In this case, in reference to being the recipient of (penetrated by) a phallus during or for the sole purpose of sexual intercourse.
"Oh my god... Stacy is just throwing herself at that guy! She must really want to get her butter churned tonight."
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The act of shooting someone in the head with a large caliber round and proceeding to have sex with the bullet hole.
1 "Dude, I'm totally gonna fuck her brains out tonight."
2 "No man that's not cool, that's fucked up."
1 "You mean it will be."
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Dick her down and dash means when you fuck a girl and you dash out of there like it never happened.
Did you guys fuck? Yeah but it was a dick her down and dash kinda thing ...
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