Frozen Taco

1. A frigid woman.
2. A snootty, superior, uptight woman who thinks she's too good for everyone.

Dang bro'. Your just wastiing your time buying that bitch drinks n' stuff. You ain't never gonna crack that Frozen Taco.

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rough taco

a rough taco is a taco that is rough on you, agitating chunder waves of displeasure down your garbage chute.

Andrew started to look for a bathroom after eating his third rough taco.

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Blueberry Taco

When you pound a girl so hard that the inside of her puss is either bruised or injured in some way. That's a blueberry taco. Good game, vagina.

I nailed Jen so hared last night that she got a Blueberry Taco -- she'll be out of action for awhile...

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Choco Taco

Soaking one's pussy lips in ice water, drying briefly, coating the lips in the chocolate syrup that hardens on ice-cream, and then rubbing them on someones mouth. (also see Wonka Dip)

I like chocolate & vaginas and thought the Choco Taco would be a wonderful way to have both.

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Arizona Taco

A sexual position in which a woman is folded in half with two men between each half of the fold, one dude takes the mouth, the other takes the pussy, this sexual act must take place within 20 feet of a Saguaro cactus.

Friend 1: Ay man, you hear about what Sarah did this weekend?
Friend 2: nah bruh, whus poppin?
Friend 1: Sarah made Greg and Jacob an Arizona Taco!
Friend 2: gahdam! What a hoe!

Taco cat

A sexual maneuver completed by two females performing cunnilingus on each other. Purring for vibratory stimulation is optional, but preferred. It is fitting as there is both a taco and a pussycat AND is the perfect physical palindrome of the human body.

Heather: You wanna taco cat tonight?
April: Yes!!! I’ll purr really hard and make you MEEEOW!

lumpy taco

When a man with testicular warts fucks a Mexican girl

I gave this girl a lumpy taco last night.