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This is when you take a good old fashion dump on the toilet without your smart phone for reading.
Hey Jim my phones dead and I gotta poo, guess I’ll just take a 90’s dump real quick I guess.
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Drop the cum dump means jerking off or masturbating, and yeah... i don't think it's a better way to say you want to jerk off today either, but still...
Ay bro, imma drop the cum dump in 30 minutes, i'll be back alright?
- yea gotchu bro but hurry up
When a girl has fucked up legs that look like they've been run over by a dump truck.
Bygz: Yo, man I slayed this chick last night.
Tariq: Was she hot?
Bygz: Yeah, but she had dump truck legs.
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The DOC aka Dump Of Champions. This is the dump to trump all dumps. The dump that gets held in for hours only to be released with class, dignity, and style.
TheMatador - Dude, my stomach was pounding all day at work and I couldn't do anything about it
Preki - What did you do?
TheMatador - took a Roy Halladay Dump when I got home.
Preki - Wicked!
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The act of excreting in a public restroom and immediately exiting without washing ones hands.
Bill just pulled a Dump n Dash, if I were you I wouldnt grab one of those bagles this morning.
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a girl one might fuck for purely utilitarian reasons. i.e. fat and nasty, but willing.
Scott rationalized sleeping with that Rusty Dump Truck the other night because let's face it, it was late and he hadn't been laid in like a year. There was also Jägermeister involved.
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The woman lays on her back while you start shitting on her torso. Next, you proceed to scoot backwards to her face while saying, "beep beep beep" until you finally rest your ass hole on her mouth. This act should only be reserved for holidays or anniversary's.
"Susie will be pleasantly surprised that in her stocking this Christmas is a gift certificate for one free Pittsburgh Dump Truck."
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