W-I-G-O-U-T

to freak out, go crazy, or loose the mind.

I lost my keys and now I'm wigging out!

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W-I-E-N-E-R

W-hen the person you want to hang out with can’t hang out and all you’re doing

I-s laying in bed all day because they can’t hang out or they don’t want to hang out and your overthinking

E-verything because you think that they hate you because they might because You

N-ever know and

E-very little thing is making you mad because same
R-ight now which means that person is a wiener.

He’s such a W-I-E-N-E-R

Nun-pizza w/ left beef

A pizza with no toppings except for beef but only on the left side.

It's a Nun-pizza w/ left beef. No example needed.

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I W T D B I D W T K M S

I want to die but I don’t want to kill my self

Friend: hi how are you?
Me good but I W T D B I D W T K M S
Friend: well shit

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MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER

The most powerful handgun in the world.

Combat simulation: A skirmish in a hallway between 2 men. Person 1 has a Glock 9mm with a 17 round clip. Person 2 has a MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER . The problem is, Person 2 only has one bullet, no big deal.

So Person 1 begins shooting at Person 2 down the hallway. Pa pa pa pa pa pa.. The 9mm sounding like someone ate some beans now farting. Person 2 (hiding behind a wall) then begins to think how he will take this guy out...
1.) I can aim for the opening, and when he steps out I will blow him away.. na too risky with 1 bullet.
2.) I can throw the bullet at him, and since the bullet is so heavy it would knock him out. na Im not a pitcher.
3.) I can shoot towards him, and the sound which is so loud would permanently make him deaf. na thats not nice.
4.) I got it! Hes hiding behind 3 inches of concrete(nothing for the 500), I will xray aim, shoot through the concrete and see what happens.

... so He xray aims and shoots, and hears 2 things hit the ground. So Person 2 walks over and sees what has been done. The bullet went through the concrete and cut him horizontally in half. His upper and lower body lay there.

So ladies and gentlemen, thats why you should make the effort to have the 500 as your conceal carry.

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damn bruh you're really this bored huh. If you want something to do, go play the Higher or Lower game (search it up).

"1=2-30495867q\werptoyiu"

"man just suck me off right here"

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restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout

squeezing out a fat one, taking a dump, releasing your bowels

Sorry i was late for school, i was busy restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout.

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