ballerina food dispenser

Ballerina AKA Stripper

Ballet AKA Strip Club
ballerina food dispenser AKA ATM

me: Hey guys wanna go see the Ballerinas do a midnight show at the pink pony! ?

guys: yeah but I gotta hit up the ballerina food dispenser before..

me: fa sho! me too... lets do it.

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man v. food

a tv programme on good food about a guy who eats stuff, it's cool

guy who eats stuff: this is man v. food
guy who cooks food: i bet you can't eat 15 pounds of meat
guy who eats stuff: yeah I can
guy who cooks food: do it then
guy who eats stuff: aaaaargh! I'm too full, but there is only one bite left...
guy who cooks food: You did it!!!
guy who eats stuff: In this battle of man v. food
MAN WON!!!!!!

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Gods food

When you've dropped some food or sweets on the floor and you still want to eat it. Blowing off lint and stating 'Gods food' makes it safe to eat. Similar to five second rule.

Ah, I've dropped my hotdog.
*Picks it up and blows off invisabugs and lint*
Gods food!!!

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Food pill

Food that you accidentally swallow whole, like a pill.

(Two friends laughing, friend #1 is eating)
Friend#1: (gulp!) *cough-cough*
Friend#2: Haha..hehe, hey man, you okay?
Friend #1 Ergh!..*cough* hehe, I'm fine, just swallowed a food pill heheehe =

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used food

slang for vomit, puke, barph.

At the carnival, we were all trying to avoid the piles of used food all over the walkway near the thrill rides.

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fag food

quoted from Shelter "I'm totally borrowing "low-carb fag food"

Love the jars and lids with tons of info and the sauces are soooo FABULOUS tasting...yup I said it here... fag food for your F.A.G Kitchen pantry!!

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food mining

Going to different student organizations, get togethers, etc. for the sole purpose of eating free meals and appetizers?

"Hey George, are you coming to study chem at the library"
"Just a minute, I haven't had lunch yet. I'm gonna go food mining in the student union for a bit"
"Oh dawg I'm coming!"

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