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A collaborative work friendship that consist of two individuals forming what some may call a coo to only work on Fridays, consistently refusing to work Monday - Thursday at all cost, with out PTO or sick days. The goal of this dynamic duo is to only work on Fridays until both are eventually terminated. To become a true fridays pair, you continue this cycle in several different work places upon being fired.
"I became fridays with david, i knew we were meant to be"
"I like your salad, want to become fridays?"
"did sally and david just fridays?"
"There will be no tolarance of fridays in the work place"
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the last and happiest day to ever go to the hell hole
Mark:hey bro,homework is due in 1 week or Friday,can we see the exam results
James:sure thing.
Fridays are for pity sex, after all it’s the end of the week. On Fridays you can have sex with no strings, you can fuck all friday and no one will care! You can try anal or you can simply just give someone a bj- after all it’s friday!
Girl 1: I think i’m gonna do something tonight
Girl 2: What you gonna do?
Girl 1: I’m gonna try Anal with my BF!
Girl 2: I’m gonna give someone a blowjob, i don’t even care, i’m horny!
Girl 1: After all it’s friday who cares!
For some a day to pray while for others the start of a weekend Fridays are sure the days you can mess around in bed and outside
Girlfriend/Boyfriend:babe its Friday, Doggy style?
Friend:yo its Friday lets play Fortnite
When you are in a situation or around others and someone says something or does something and it makes you feel embarrassed or stupid when all along it’s that person(s) tgat really are the idiots.
Jimmy was shopping in the grocery store with his mother ,minding his business , and a group of millennials turned the corner in Jimmy’s aisle and they were making sexual jokes about food items , loud enough for Jimmy’s mother to hear and so jimmy became embarrassed because he knew his mother heard the cuss words and he knew ...she knew he heard them and jimmy says Friday under his breath.
Last Friday, I came in your mother.
FRIDAY: IM CUMMING
Your Mother: YESS IM CUMMING IN YOU, FRIDAY!