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Peter Griffin said this for a news things while running for school board.
Another word a microphone
Peter Griffin "From down there does it look like im talking into a bunch of robot penises?"
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a very large penis or cock
Holy shit look at rynes donkey penis
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The practice of dipping your penis into paint (watercolor paint is the safest) and then painting a picture with the end of your dick. Some of the best pictures are when your lady does the painting...
For the first time, last night my special lady and I did some penis art, which she wanted to take home and have framed.
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A man who has been incarserated in the penitenary who upon release will have sex with anything that moves. 2. A 99 percent chance a fat woman will get sex.
"Of course that fat girl is going to get laid, he just got out of jail, he's got peniteniary penis.". "I don't care what she looks like, I got penitentiary penis"..
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The almighty figure of the belief system Conceptual Peniosity, and a rough influence on Wangertonialism
Holden: Caulfield, please don't anger The Great Penis, or you will suffer his sticky wrath.
Caulfield: Oh my Penis, I'm so very sorry
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A penis scratch medical condition where the human throat is itchy or in pain. It is typically caused by excessive usage of the voice, bacterial infections, or viruses. Common treatments include over-the-counter cough medication, metholated cough drops, and certain homemade remedies.
I cannot perform at the concert on Saturday because of my penis scratch.
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the best and most used way of cooking penis.
take one man and wash his penis and balls thoroughly and then make a batter and dip his penis in it until it is completely covered and then put into a deep fryer and deep fry it for about 3 minuets and then eat it right off hes body while he watches
deepfryed penis
there are girls already doing this and they have eaten hundreds this way already all you have to do is make shore the man is willing to have this done and as long as you are consenting adults there is no legal problems so have fun
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