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n. A rare condition where the person having this mental disease is constantly facing a subconscious impulse that is forcing them to immediately take a 6-round revolver loaded with one bullet, spin the chamber, and squeeze the trigger. Not to be confused with the temporary state of people under the influence of alcohol, who attempt to play the game of Russian Roulette out of inebriated choice, Russian Touroulette's Syndrome is completely involuntary.
Person 1: Hey, Brian has been carrying a revolver around a lot and taking pulls on the trigger. Do you think that he might have Russian Touroulette's Syndrome?
Person 2: No, actually Brian is a violent alcoholic with a concealed carry license who also happens to be a complete idiot.
Person 1: Ah. I see.
when two men who are docking angle their penises upwards to allow a third man with a larger foreskin to dock over top. potential for an extra docker exists although further testing is required.
when attempting to perform a russian nesting dock it is essential to stretch first.
The act of abruptly shoving an electrified object in a subject's anus while they have a light bulb in their mouth. Thus illuminating the light bulb.
"It was dark so I gave that bitch a Russian Lightning bolt"
Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"
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A favorite method of torture used by the U.S.S.R in times of war to get confessions out of POWs, the common RLM is mistakenly enforced when a person receives head from a braceface while unshaven. The pubes then tangle into the “barbed wire” of the braces and then get torn out when the metal mouth pulls back. It is unfortunate for both, the receiving getting painful ingrown hairs while the perpetrator gets enough hair in their mouth to donate to “Locks For Love” to make wigs for cancer ridden children.
Victim:“OW! Ugh I’m still sore from last night!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower”
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”
A reverse titty fuck (Russian) where a man jerks himself off to completion using another’s ass crack.
Jared Kushner is very excited for his ‘Russian backdoor overture’ tonight.
when you grip eachothers legs and proceed to give a facial to a dog
wanna do a russian okomoko gambit?
YES!
The act of violently ramming large anal beads into someone’s anus and listening to their screams.
Sarah’s a fucking freak bro. She once had me give her the ol’ Russian Pay Phone. It got me rock hard and upset me deeply.