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Nude noodles

It is when you send a plastic bag of noodles that has been boiled to the recipient.

Man she sent me the best nude noodles.

by Jtag October 14, 2018


foodle your noodle

Verb: The act of fapping in a particularly creepy manner.

Herbert the pervert: Cone over here little boy. Let me foodle your noodle.

by ViSiX March 30, 2014


Pot noodle

When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants

Her: oh my god Jimmy do you have the pot noodle

Him: No "nocks over glass of wine"
Her: Jimmy I think u have it
Him: Fuck I'm caught

by PU$$YCAT528 February 13, 2018


Pot Noodle

A slang term for the effects of excess consumption of marijuana. Pot = marijuana, noodle = head/brain, thus pot noodle = marijuana head/brain.

Don't even listen to him, he's got pot noodle. It's okay, he'll be fine in the morning.

by falsetokaiba May 9, 2019


Pot Noodle

A man, a bum, a right little munter named Freddie Lawton

You pot noodle looking bastard

by TheBest456 November 25, 2019


Noodle Girl

"Noodle Girls" are girls/women who have been knocked out cold limp as a 'wet noodle'. Be it sports anesthetic, or other means.

Becky was a total noodle girl after taking a softball to the face.

by KPillionaireProduction.com April 12, 2015


Noodle Knob

a person who put themselves out there sexually.

That girl is such a noodle knob

by xxgurlxx June 6, 2015