Off like Gobachev

When your flow is way out of tune or just simply too outdated to function in todays upbeat social enviroment.

"Usually i am pretty damned good when it comes to driving 80 mph down curvy residential streets, but the night I hit that tree I was completely Off Like Gobachev!"

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On it like a tramp on chips

To act immediately, with speed and enthusiasm - disregarding everything else - As fast as a tramp would approach some disregarded chips

last night Fiona asked me if she could play my beef bugle.....i was on it like a tramp on chips

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Pants at a time like this?

When one has concerns bigger than the relationship between their bottoms and their bottom wears.

Dude, can you put your pants on already?! I find it strange I have to ask twice...

...Pants at a time like this?!!

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i like men

i like men
hairy men
hott men
hayden box

i like men
wdym

HAyden box is what i mean

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Smells like purple

Sometimes my wife smells like purple

Bloody hell babe close your legs it smells like purple

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Like a pig in London

1.To feel out of place in a certain situation.

i) Socially Awkward

2. Lost, don't know where you are.

1. Chanice, aged 15, dressed head to toe in her favorite lime green lonsdale tracksuit walks into the popular yet expensive store Topshop. She says to her two month year old child Jordan, ' I feel like a pig in London'.

2. Whilst on their gap year Tarquin and Beatrice decide to travel to Africa. They accidently wander into the Somalian Desert, Tarquin says to Beatrice, 'gosh I feel like a pig in London'.

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If it fucks like a duck

When it is clear that two people are having an affair, but think they are successfully hiding it.

Coworker 1: "Dude, do you think Amy and Ryan are screwing on the sly?"

Coworker 2: "Well, if it fucks like a duck...."

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