April 3 is wedgie an asshole day
Hey Aiden itβs April 3 and youβre an asshole *wedgie*
Fuck you!!
No fuck you
No you canβt fuck me because itβs not national fuck Aiden day
Oh you right
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A day in which a beautiful girl was born, her names starts with an S and ends with and E. Dirty blond hair, hazel eyes, about 5β3-5β4
Holy momma sheβs hot and was born on April 3
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"Hey bro its 21stapril kiss me"
"Aight bro"
On the 21st of april you have to kiss your jomkes
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National thot day. If you are born on this day, not only are you funny, nice and attractive but you are also a thot.
Itβs April ninth! Letβs thot around!
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National day of prank ur ex that u miss him
"I miss u.... HAHA APRIL 6 PRANK"
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The birthday of the worlds best leopard gecko ever: Apricot/April B-T
Oh look itβs april 22nd! aprils birthday!
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This is the day all gingers were born. If your friends are ginger let them know!
Eg: today is April 22nd Iβm gonna slap my leprechaun friends
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