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A day celebrated for a big guy in a red suit to break into your house, eat you’re cookie, and leave you girls for being a good boy or girl. If you’re naughty you get punished.
Santa punished my mom On Christmas for being really really bad this Year.
The holiday we all pronounce wrong, because really, it's called "Jesus Christ Mass". But we pronounce it, "Chris Miss". Are you sure you miss Chris? He was a jerk.
But really, it's the time of year where we captivate trees for our own pleasure, hanging useless objects on it with metal hooks and strings. We receive all the things we don't deserve, and act like we're happy, when really you want to scream because Santa didn't give you what you wanted.
"I really Christmas"
"That doesn't make sense"
"SHUT UP CHRIS! I'M HAVING A BREAKDOWN"
A holiday to celebrate something..... oh yeah its Jesus. On The christmas Day u spend half The Day waiting for your christmas presents to Come.
U eat food like a normal Day (dont know why u can survive without food for years for sure) and u drink to. When u get ur christmas presents u hade ben killing yourself for u realize its just a shirt or a toilet roll (sometimes its used toilet paper)
-Why do we celebrate christmas?
-I dont know?!?
-Wait i remember its Jesus..
Christmas is that one holiday every person loves celebrating the birth of some nigga who is our “lord” (nah religion is a scam).Now Christmas is a time for giving which means every 11 year old asking fortnite skins now the kids that behave get presents while the bad kids get coal but this might not be true because every kid I know gets presants for Christmas.You may ask,who delivers the presents? Well santa claus of course! This fat somehow not diabetic man will deliver presants to all the good kids! While krampus fucks up the bad kids! Now every year you have to put up a tree with some dollarama ordaments on your tree do that fatass can come and eat all your cookies and milk!
It’s christmas morning Billy (age 8) wakes up his parents to open gifts!
Billy:Mommy,Daddy it’s christmas!
Dad:SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP ITS THE FUCKING HOLIDAYS
“Billy goes downstairs to see lots of presants under the tree!”
BillyYAY PRESANTS!!
“Billy opens up a presants to see”
BillyWhats this?
“Billy takes out the toy from the box”
“It’s coal!”
Billy WHAT THE FUCKKKK
“8 years later”
Billy(age 16) sleeps in on Christmas morning waking up to his parents by his bed”
DadWake up Billy! It’s christmas
BillyFUCK OFF
A Christian celebration of the birth of Jesus but has been turned into a cash grab
Hey can’t wait to blow all my money on toys my kids are never gonna use for Christmas
The single best time of the year. Family, friends and presents. The definition of that “warm cozy feeling”
“Like a kid on Christmas morning”
A holiday thats was initially to celebrate jesus' birth, even though historians beleive he was auctuaply born in June. Over the years atheist syarted celebrating it even though they don't celebrate tge most important part, jesus. Christmas now is just a ton of random people frm various religions celebrating a ( suppose to be ) christian holiday by buying insanely expensive presents for each other while the people that truely should celebrate get socks and thats it. Now adays Christmas is about as religious as earth day.
Macy's: Buy our $10000000 home ware
Atheist: Yay that will cover 1/800 of my presents
Christian:I think I will make my children presents for christmas that will show more love.
Christmas
CHRIST-jesus
Mas-celebration
Chrismas-celebration of jesus hmmm coincidence I think not.