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Brown-eye points

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.

Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.

by tbelphegor November 03, 2011


the point of no return

whenever there's "the point of no return" there is no chance and there is no turning back from a decision you are going to make

person 1: i'm gonna drink 9 bottles of beer

person 2: do that shit and you'll go to the point of no return

by rk092 January 26, 2024


women points

(not to be confused with man points): points that men, especially married men, get for doing typically female tasks like cooking, cleaning the house, taking the kids to school, etc.

husband: Lily, dinner is ready

Lily: lol, that's an improvement, dinner was actually ready before I came home from work. So lol, that qualifies you for 5 women points, for a total, of let's see (starts counting).. 25 this week.

husband: yay, i have a total of 25 women points this week. Let's see if i can get more next week.

(the wife now kisses and hugs the husband).

by Sexydimma March 26, 2013


Earn brownie points without a hamper

For someone else to think that you've done something nice without actually doing it

Alex really liked the comment. It was a good way to earn brownie points without a hamper.

by Aööoo April 22, 2021


Fun-points

A type of points used on the Grongo app at Western Washington University

Boy: I just applied for 13 more fun-points next quarter!

Girl: dude I missed the deadline, and they dont carry over, how am I gonna get a jurgle

by wwu_yaks December 13, 2023


the Forgotten Point

The point in time at which, after someone dies, no living person remembers that individual anymore. The amount of time for this takes occur varies from person to person; and depends on how popular they were and how many close friends and family they have.

Charlie was very popular and well liked. It will take them many years before they reach the forgotten point. Joe was not as well known; so he will reach the forgotten point sooner than Charlie will.

by Vanguard 1998 December 19, 2020


yupster points

1. Chill a.f.
2. Non-celbrities but totally chill person everyone knows

3. Always wanted to own a "way cool company" but was lazy a.f. from living on the beach and too much pot until his light bulb moment...
4. Not! It took tons of hours and pot was the vice in which made them mad chill
5. Pays employees well

McDonald's and Walmart franchise owners do not possess yupster points because they don't pay living wages and the majority of employees use food stamps

by O___b April 03, 2016