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Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.
The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.
Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.
Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.
whenever there's "the point of no return" there is no chance and there is no turning back from a decision you are going to make
person 1: i'm gonna drink 9 bottles of beer
person 2: do that shit and you'll go to the point of no return
(not to be confused with man points): points that men, especially married men, get for doing typically female tasks like cooking, cleaning the house, taking the kids to school, etc.
husband: Lily, dinner is ready
Lily: lol, that's an improvement, dinner was actually ready before I came home from work. So lol, that qualifies you for 5 women points, for a total, of let's see (starts counting).. 25 this week.
husband: yay, i have a total of 25 women points this week. Let's see if i can get more next week.
(the wife now kisses and hugs the husband).
For someone else to think that you've done something nice without actually doing it
Alex really liked the comment. It was a good way to earn brownie points without a hamper.
A type of points used on the Grongo app at Western Washington University
Boy: I just applied for 13 more fun-points next quarter!
Girl: dude I missed the deadline, and they dont carry over, how am I gonna get a jurgle
The point in time at which, after someone dies, no living person remembers that individual anymore. The amount of time for this takes occur varies from person to person; and depends on how popular they were and how many close friends and family they have.
Charlie was very popular and well liked. It will take them many years before they reach the forgotten point. Joe was not as well known; so he will reach the forgotten point sooner than Charlie will.
1. Chill a.f.
2. Non-celbrities but totally chill person everyone knows
3. Always wanted to own a "way cool company" but was lazy a.f. from living on the beach and too much pot until his light bulb moment...
4. Not! It took tons of hours and pot was the vice in which made them mad chill
5. Pays employees well
McDonald's and Walmart franchise owners do not possess yupster points because they don't pay living wages and the majority of employees use food stamps