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When a twat sucks on his beard and makes it soggy.
Did you see Ryan sucking on his beard? He's a fucking soggy beard.
the behaviour that preceeds drunken one night stands between work colleagues
Apparently they went home together, I knew they would though, she was gray-bearding him all night...
When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.
'You look different today...'
'Yeah i got bearded spiderman last night..'
When you get face fucked and the jizz solidifies to form a beard. Ferment for extra enjoyment.
I face fucked your mum last night. By the end she had a cheesy beard upstairs and down.
Hairy Anus belonging to a Male
Man, Barry had the hairiest mangina I have ever seen..!!! It was a total BEARDED MAN CLAM!
A sexual predator. Could be a man or a woman.
Just like the bird, a bearded vulture naturally preys on potential predators. The ultimate goal is sexual intercourse. He has 20/20 vision and spends most of the time spying on his/her 'victims'. That helps evaluate the situation and 'attack' at the right time.
With that said, this person is still a very naive and a weak predator compared to what he can become. When he gains enough experience he has the chance of evolving to a vulture, earning him or her a higher success rate and many more traits.
|AT A BAR|
Girl 1: 'That man over the bar is staring at me'
Girl 2: 'WATCH OUT! He is a bearded vulture'
A token BIPoc person you are friends with so you don't appear racist.
See also: queer beard
"We need more diversity in our friend group. Shall we invite Steve?"
"Steve? Oh, you mean the black Steve!"
" Dudes, Steve knows you're using him as a race beard, eh."