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Only experienced by people who use instant streaming by Netflix.
A person will select a program to watch, then when the loading screen starts it loads swiftly, then stops suddenly a quarter of the way.
After about a thousand tries the program will eventually load
Looks like this:
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"God damn it I've been trying to watch Workaholics but keep getting the Quarter Bar of Death"
"Last night I fell asleep from the hum of my TV and the Quarter Bar of Death"
Underground meaning that these snack cakes, cookies or little debbies (new to the public or rare in certain areas) have been bootlegged from a different state or shipped to a state that's not currently selling them to the public.
Hey Charlie, where did you get that KitKat Candy Bar?
Charlie: Oh I ordered these off the internet.
Dang, those are some of them underground candy bars there~!
A drinking game that can be played amongst a group of guys given the following conditions:
1. A guy or guys within the group is unable to recall the name of a girl who he previously hooked up with and has now spotted her at either the crowded bar or packed party they are attending,
2. No guy who plays bar babe bingo may know the name (first or last) of the girl(s)
3. Social media, i.e. facial recognition is not allowed to determine the girls name,
4. Each guy will take turns yelling random female names (Becky, Susan, Kim, Kelly, etc.) in the direction of the girl(s) in an attempt to guess the right name without soliciting the girl to come over to the group before the correct guess has been made,
5. Each incorrect guess results in the guesser consuming an alcoholic drink,
6. When the guesser is able to elicit a physical response, i.e. wave, smile, gesture, etc. from the girl(s) that indicates the correct name has been called he will shout out BINGO!!! And the members of the group will reward him by buy him a drink of his choosing.
7. If no correct guess has been made before the girl(s) see the guy(s) who they hooked up with and approach their group to make contact, then the guy(s) owes each of the fellow players a drink of their choosing.
Sean: Hey Rob, didn't you hook up with the girl over there last weekend?
Rob: Where? Oh shit! Yeah...what's her name?!? Damn, ok boys let's huddle up. Time for another round of bar babe bingo!
Mark: Kelly!?!
Tom: Lisa!?!
Henry: Tina!?! BINGO!!!
When you shit in a rectangular mold and freeze it then forcefully shove it in your girlfriends mouth
“Bro I just made an Alaskan chocolate bar, wanna try it”
When you have to shit while you're in a dive bar and all the stalls are full so you shit all over the floor and make eye contact with a person walking in.
I walked in to see the bartender having a bar blow out.
The act of melting chocolate and inserting it anally then ejaculating into the anus pulling out the mixture with remnants of feces and freezing the mixture in a box shape and eating when frozen
Yeah I gave Jenny a California chocolate bar last night it should be frozen by now.
Any HR workers dream. Slide them a broken chocolate bar and the keys to anything are instantly unlocked.
Jake: "I need to know some more about this new cashier." Tyrone: "Slide Donna in HR a broken chocolate bar!"