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Sticking a grenade in your mouth and pulling the pin.
Comrades! Tonight, we do Russian Pop Rocks! Cyka Blyat!
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When a man puts his limp penis inside of a woman's vagina and it slowly becomes erect whilst inside the vagina, inflating in the space like a balloon.
Man, I gave that hooker a real good Russian Spy Balloon last night
when two men who are docking angle their penises upwards to allow a third man with a larger foreskin to dock over top. potential for an extra docker exists although further testing is required.
when attempting to perform a russian nesting dock it is essential to stretch first.
A reverse titty fuck (Russian) where a man jerks himself off to completion using another’s ass crack.
Jared Kushner is very excited for his ‘Russian backdoor overture’ tonight.
A favorite method of torture used by the U.S.S.R in times of war to get confessions out of POWs, the common RLM is mistakenly enforced when a person receives head from a braceface while unshaven. The pubes then tangle into the “barbed wire” of the braces and then get torn out when the metal mouth pulls back. It is unfortunate for both, the receiving getting painful ingrown hairs while the perpetrator gets enough hair in their mouth to donate to “Locks For Love” to make wigs for cancer ridden children.
Victim:“OW! Ugh I’m still sore from last night!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower”
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”
when you grip eachothers legs and proceed to give a facial to a dog
wanna do a russian okomoko gambit?
YES!
The act of violently ramming large anal beads into someone’s anus and listening to their screams.
Sarah’s a fucking freak bro. She once had me give her the ol’ Russian Pay Phone. It got me rock hard and upset me deeply.