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An asian boy whose under joint custody and has kissed two of his moms and is lowkey gay for one of his dads. His past times are deepthroating bananas 🍌 fishing and quoting trump. He enjoys the devils music - country. And his inner white girl is very extroverted
Whelp there goes the asian redneck again deepthroating my knife.
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1. When you take a pop tart, preferably uncooked, and smash it against someones head and in their hair. The sticky goo should get all in their making it difficult to get out.
2. Or when a man ejaculates inside a woman, and then takes a potato chip and scraping off all the semen and vaginal liquids and eating said potato chip.
1. OH!!! I just shoved a pop tart in your emo hair! You got an asian pop tart, poser bitch! Fuckin suck on that you emo shit!
2. Mmmm... that asian pop tart tasted sooo good, baby!
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A shild designed to protect against asian's obvious natral ability to predict what you're life will be through the culinary art of creating cookies.
Wow im glad that my Asian Super Power Shield protected me from this stupid ass fortune.
Chinese egghead lookin god who beautifully sang Xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao. He got some competition with the Chinese neckman tho
My sex slave: Who's that guy who sang xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao?
The dried up cum sock under my bed: Dawg that be the Asian man in da snow
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Characterized by excessive phototaking, sun visors, and fob signs.
Dude, my parents gets Asian Tourist Syndrome (ATS) every time we go on vacation. My dad takes pictures like he's trying out for National Geographic, my mom has that sun visor on, and they both love throwing up them fob signs.
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When a man starts becoming seriously involved with a 100% Asian or Pacific Island lady breaks up with a blonde Barbie doll & a half Asian dumb BFC {see bitch face c.u.n.t.}. Said man finds serenity with less stress from the drama and selfish self centeredness of the blonde Barbie doll and the Skanky half Asian BFC.
Ron: He is dating a Filipina and seems really happy.
Julie: you mean he went full Asian?
Ron: yes, that would be correct.
Chuck: Yeah. He lost your sorry BFC attitude and petty money grubbing, two timing, 25 faced, nappy headed, jankity ass. Sure as hell. He went full Asian. Now get your sorry ass outta here and go suck a Dick!
People of Asian descent who take on characteristics of "Snooky" from Jersey Shore. Are highly discriminatory towards any culture except for the Asian culture.
"Asian Snooky Syndrome (A.S.S.)" Dressing inappropriately, carrying ridiculously expensive handbags, driving luxury cars, behaving like a low class individual and all around doing nothing to deserve it. Most synonymous with spoiled F.O.B.'s
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