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A player of low skill and movement, who camps roof tops, and uses claymores/mines.
'That guy was a complete Call of Duty Rat, camping the roof, ADS'ing at the door.
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The act of standing above a female shortly before her alarm clock goes off and masturbating furiously. Just before her alarm goes off, you unleash all over her face in order to rise her from her slumbers.
My girl always sets her alarm earlier than she wants to get up and hits the snooze, so this morning I gave her a wank-up call to make sure she didn't keep sleeping.
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I want to go camping on Call of Duty WW2.
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A polite way of saying fuck off i'm busy.
*Harry is doing something important when his phone rings*
John: "Hey man you coming out tonight?"
Harry: " Yeah yeah call me later"
John: "Fuck you asshole."
*John hangs up*
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A drunk who is shy until last call, at which point he'll try to hook up with anything that has a pulse and/or booze at home.
Bruce Lee: Damn, that quiet motherfucker is suddenly talking to all the transients, that is disgusting.
Jose Contreras: He's just a last call Lothario, typical bullshit.
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When a man puts his cell phone in his breast pocket and due to excessive movement, a call is dialed by accident.
Strange. I heard a voice coming from my shirt and realized it was my boy, Mike on the phone. He asked why I had called him. "Man, sorry, I just man boob called you, bro....whazzup?"
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The (metaphorically) funniest joke on the planet! A game series that goes from MW1 (which was a pretty sick game) to MW2 (which contained graphics that blew everyone away but had terrible game play with campers/OMA noobtubers/hackers/glitchers/and boosters) to Black Ops (which is the most recent game in the series that ironically has the worst graphics yet but decent game play!) It is metophorically a joke because the games go from bad to worse and people think it is still a good game (ironically the ones that are ruining it)
Person#1 - "Hey you guys wanna hear a funny joke?"
Crowd - "Sure!"
Person#1 - "Black ops!"
Crowd - (LOLz!)
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Creator of Black Ops (Retard) - (in a retarded voice) Hey guys i is r the craerter of black ops and i did goood job (ironically it is a piece of shit!)! I hired excpertz to designgng game plaeye and my 2 year old daughter draw maps her self (Hence why nuke town is well you know!) I R Kool!
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Call of Duty series ha what a joke!!!
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