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A player of low skill and movement, who camps roof tops, and uses claymores/mines.
'That guy was a complete Call of Duty Rat, camping the roof, ADS'ing at the door.
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The act of standing above a female shortly before her alarm clock goes off and masturbating furiously. Just before her alarm goes off, you unleash all over her face in order to rise her from her slumbers.
My girl always sets her alarm earlier than she wants to get up and hits the snooze, so this morning I gave her a wank-up call to make sure she didn't keep sleeping.
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I want to go camping on Call of Duty WW2.
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A polite way of saying fuck off i'm busy.
*Harry is doing something important when his phone rings*
John: "Hey man you coming out tonight?"
Harry: " Yeah yeah call me later"
John: "Fuck you asshole."
*John hangs up*
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When a man puts his cell phone in his breast pocket and due to excessive movement, a call is dialed by accident.
Strange. I heard a voice coming from my shirt and realized it was my boy, Mike on the phone. He asked why I had called him. "Man, sorry, I just man boob called you, bro....whazzup?"
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A drunk who is shy until last call, at which point he'll try to hook up with anything that has a pulse and/or booze at home.
Bruce Lee: Damn, that quiet motherfucker is suddenly talking to all the transients, that is disgusting.
Jose Contreras: He's just a last call Lothario, typical bullshit.
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Financial equivalent of a booty call for a low-class call girl who used to be a bootilicious top escort. Sometimes referred to as collaterally damaged goods.
MARGIN CALL:
"Who is this guy, Margin, and why does he keep calling?" - Richard Fuld Jr.
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