Meat Wave

(noun) Typically applied to a heterosexual female (although the term can also be used in reference to a homosexual male), meat wave describes an instance in which one experiences a prolonged period of excessive dick, commonly referred to as "meat," in a condensed period of time. A meat wave is measured relative to the usual amount of sex one has, and the relative time span in which said sexual encounters booty call occur. The term can be applied to routine variations in sexual frequency, but is most appropriately used to describe extraordinary spells of intercourse with multiple partners, which may only occur once a decade. Severe meat waves have historically been known to cause a catastrophic -- often contradictory -- rise in both self esteem and self loathing, which can sometimes trigger short-term reclusive tendencies, commonly known as a "meat retreat."

Damn girl, you've been on Zoosk for only one month and you're already in the middle of a meat wave!

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Meat Mucus

Cum,Semen,Jizz,Spooge,Sperm,Spunk

mouth my man muscle marvolously til i make meat mucus all over your mammaries

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faux meat

Dildo, as in fake meat.

"He's in Denver so I've been resorting to faux meat for pleasure. Damn him!"

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meat saddle

A meat saddle refers to a girl who is know for sleeping with many men.

I heard that Deena from the Jersey Shore is a total meat saddle.

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Meat Derby

A gangbang without any penetration, rather a series of mushroom slaps, resulting in many many facials.

That chick was in a series of meat derbies.

That was a meat derby of epic proportions.

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Meat Pumper

(Male Version of Swamp Donkey) a bro who pumps his meat then pumps on Drunk swamp donkey} girls at bars or boats. They have low IQs and love showing off their really shitty tattoos In the summer. They usually have some wealth, (not acquired) but definitely live in the suburbs. If they live in the city the meat pumpers flock to very touristy/douchey areas. In the winter you can detect a Meat Pumper by smell. (Drakkar Noir, Axe Body Spray, Old Spice products, etc)

Wow look at these meat pumpers...they look like they not only got their wardrobes from Sears in Greece...they also smell like they sampled everything at the fragrance counter as well! Pee yew!

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Bingo Meat

Elderly people who could be theoretically found to be sexually appealing. Similar to a MILF, but much older.

"These younger girls just don't have that old school boom boom pow. I need to go down to the church and get me some Bingo Meat."

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