blow a smoke ring

To "blow a smoke ring" is to overheat and damage electronic equipment.

I'm not sure, but I'll bet a fan went south and caused your processor to blow a smoke ring.

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shit your ring off

to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid shit. It may actually stick to the underside of the seat.

Avoid the dirty burgers from there, you'll shit your ring off.

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Big Black Cocktail Rings

Google's failed attempt to steer away horny girls from searching the obvious.

When I was searching --- ----- ----- on Google, the suggestion was Big Black Cocktail Rings. 101 f@1L

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little jonny ring-ding

Usually a teenage owner of a 50/125cc motorcycle/scooter, who affiliates with 'townies'.Rides around and around town centres late at nite with baffles removed from exhaust system,trying to squeeze that extra mph out of their rusting heaps of crap.

track suit bottomed,crash helmet carrying chavs found in areas immediately around Mcdonalds

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Woodlands Ring Secondary School

Woodlands ring sec is a school in Woodlands. Alot of gangster wannabe. Everyday shout at their friends ( I thot school was on fire ). Some use phone in the toilets. The food in the canteen is unhygienic and most them have ants. ( once have crockcroach ) it is a poor school. Cant afford tables and chairs. Have aircons in classroom but for display only. Most of the teacher are fine but there are ONE art teacher is very unreasonable, known as the Karen. Speaking of art, the art room is very old and dusty. No lift, every day need walk up the stairs. The toilets are dirty as hell, got shits on the toilet bowl as well as the walls. Dont know wat the toilet cleaners are doing. Even though school is poor but got good cars in the school ( Aston Martin )

no money trash school

you know woodlands ring Secondary school food in the canteen taste good?

try eating it and hope you come to school tomorrow.

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ring a ding ding ding

The sound a dirt bike makes when it starts up.

Bro #1 - Bro, you NEED to see my new dirt bike.

Bro #2 - Bro, what does it sound like?

Bro #1 - When you start it up, it sounds like "ring a ding ding ding"

Bro #2 - That's pretty sweet bro.

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rip roaring ring stinger

An extremly load and painfull fart that feels like its nearly ripped your ring piece apart, usually occours after eating a vindaloo or other hot curry,

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP! "for fuck sake Danny boy, that was a rip roaring ring stinger! are you ok mate?.....Dan?.....PHONE AN AMBULANCE!"

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