Beef Jerky

a) A form of ridicule regarding the obesity of a certain individual.

b) To play with a pungent meat-like vagina.

a) "That ain't no beer gut. That's pure Beef Jerky."

b) "I think I've lost my watch in your Beef Jerky."

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Beef Whistle

Used to describe ones asshole particularly one emitting gas.

It's beef whistle time! Toot! Toot!

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beef dip

Slang used in some parts of Saskatchewan and Alberta to describe a very good-looking person. The second of four different ratings: Salsa, beef dip, onion dip and bean dip.

"Whoa, that guy's a total beef dip!"

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beef out

Going to the gym for a good work out

Man 1 “how are you so strong, have you been beefing out with out me”

Man 2 “yeah sorry I like to beef out alone”

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beef stroganoff

When you've treated your significant other very well and it is time for you to get it on like donkey kong. Sometimes you don't even have to be nice if it is your birthday.

Richard enjoyed his beef stroganoff so much. Glad I made it extra creamy and hot. He went for two helpings.

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phantom beef

Phantom beef is when you enter a room or other enclosed area and are certain that somebody has or is farting in it but nobody is there to blame it on. Not to be confused with a bathroom that smells like somebody just blew the shitter off the hinges. Totally different.

Dude, were you in the mop closet today? I went in there for some paper towels and it stunk like shit.

Nah bruh, I was in there yesterday and it didn't smell, must be phantom beef.

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beef shamin

When she sees your junk and giggles

I showed Michelle the twig and berries and she started beef shamin me. The giggles turned my outie into an innie

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