You

A perfect human

Bob: "Oh _____(your name) is perfect!
Becky "ikr"

You

That perfect, amazing, talented, smart, and beautiful person.

"What person?" "The person reading this<3" "You"

You

A loser who has zero rizz and cant get girls.

There is no example you literally get no girls lmao

you

are a dummy :P

you are a dummy

you

you are short

you have to do art

you

cute

you are a great person. don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

you

someone reading an urban dictionary definition of you written in 2021. i wonder if any depressed teenagers will be reading this in 2033

why are you wasting your life like this?