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When you get absolutely steaming to the point you can’t see.
Guy: OMG, I’m gonna get absolutely Christmas Chaz’d!!
When someone with green eyes gets so high the combination of the red and green looks like Christmas colors.
Damn, the weed is so good bro got Christmas eyes.
On the 24th of December when the Danes do their homegrown ritual of drinking awful beer and have coitus with pigs.
Man, I can't believe it's danish christmas already. I haven't even bought my pig yet.
Family who you never see or talk to but they still send you christmas cards. They will put 3 dollars in it . One for each sibling.
Cameron. : Man great grandma anne sent me a dollar for Christmas this year .
Kyle : yeah i know man she is on that go hard or go home gifting this year. (Sacasm)
Cameron : man Christmas family blows .
When slinging lizards in your EMS shit box rockin a shitty rigs awareness month during the holiday season, once finished slinging your crack head to the local hospital of course, you crank the Christmas jams and purposely hold the radio microphone away from your face, so when you clear with your Satin loving dirty button pushing dispatchers, they get to hear the lovely Christmas music
“How can we piss off our dispatchers today?” “Oh imma give them the good ole Christmas Music Clear”
Christmas is Jesus's birthday and usually celebrated christians. Christmas day is always December 25 every year. Around the Christmas season families usually buy gifts for loved ones.
For Christmas I got a bike.
Next Christmas I'm going to ask for a phone.
A day celebrated for a big guy in a red suit to break into your house, eat you’re cookie, and leave you girls for being a good boy or girl. If you’re naughty you get punished.
Santa punished my mom On Christmas for being really really bad this Year.