Matt’s signature move on Sundays with Allie.
“Hey Allie get ready because I’m about to homozygous recessive birthday bash smash you!”
When you smash right after you cuddle. Hence, cuddle smash.
Dude A: "Bruh, me and that girl totally cuddle smashed last night."
Dude B: "Bruh, nice bruh."
Any conventionally attractive person or any regular friend is a mega smash. If a friend calls you mega smash or smash, reply 100% pass or 100% smash (Depending on if u think the person is annoying). Don't misuse your mega smash powers, as it is a strong word.
Person 1. "Yo person 2, ur such a mega smash"
person 2: "100% pass, L + bozo + ratio +fatherless +urmom +chronically online +urdad + ursister + urbrother +kys + jump."
Any conventionally attractive person or any regular friend is a mega smash. If a friend calls you mega smash or smash, reply 100% pass or 100% smash (Depending on if u think the person is annoying). Don't misuse your mega smash powers, as it is a strong word.
Person 1. "Yo person 2, ur such a mega smash"
person 2: "100% pass, L"
When your thumb becomes swollen for days from playing so much Super Smash Brothers with the boys
“Dude my thumb is sore as fuck from playing smash brothers last night”
“Ah yes, good ole Smash Thumb....give it a few days, it’ll heal
Rob Smash - to completely dominate a situation, vanquish an opponent or utterly destroy an object. Tasmanian devils drink tiger blood before they Rob Smash.
He completely Rob smashed that dude in the boardroom
That truck was freaking Rob Smashed.