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That massive goon in your friend group who nobody likes and has a small weiner.
Wow landon your are such a bougeir Johnson
The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her own experiences about herself falling. Literally.
“Ladies and gentlemen, the Mrs Johnson show!”
*Mrs Johnson enters carrying a stack of exam papers, tripping herself along the way.*
The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her experiences about herself falling. Literally.
“Ladies and gentlemen, The Mrs Johnson Show! Hosted and directed by Mrs Johnson!”
A man with a small penis and no friends. A common slang word used in Secondary Schools in the county of Essex, England. Usually ginger.
“Did you see that ginger band kid?”
“Yeah, he’s a Sidney Johnson innit.”
A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia (while during intercourse), then bathes his penis in vodka, and proceeds to skull fuck the other individual
“Bro, I gave Sarah an awesome Russian Johnson last night!”
rat bag with blonde hair that degrades women named Chloe, specifically, but not limited to all other female populations. Prone to being disappointed at a photobooth when the girl he likes didn't realise he wanted a solo photo
Seen in areas of the Gold Coast.
"Josh Johnson is such a pig!"
"No, he's just a degraded of women everywhere."
"Shutup Lucy."
A euphemism for sucking cock.
I would like a Bobby Johnson please.