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An excuse for not knowing an answer to a math question.
"What is the eight times twelve?"
"One-hundred and eighty two."
"No it's not."
"Oh, sorry. I was doing Hardy Math."
When a bitch say something stupid and it don’t add up
1 body 3 kids 2 different daddies
Math not mathin 🤣
Sparx maths is an education website made by the devil himself, Dr. Mark Dixon
It uses subliminal messages to play maths propaganda into your brain
The "bookwork checks" are used to make you want to end it all
Person 1: dude i have Sparx maths homework, i want to end it all
Person 2: damn, i have some too
Literal torture and waste of fucking time to the point you're up at 3am on a school night making up for the time lost doing it. Created by a worse descendant of Adolf Shitler. Anyone who says they like it is either lying or brain dead. Actually makes me appreciate Hegarty for once.
Fuck Sparx maths
The embodiment of hell. I would not wish this shitty punishment upon even my worst enemy. Help me- no sparx is very good yes i love it. (HELP MY TOES ARE BEING CHOPEED OFF) yes i am getting so smart for saying 1+1=3 mhm mhmmmmm (HELP PLEASE NOT A DRILL)
Sparx maths is dogwater
ong bro ong
the definition of hell, made by someone who likes hates happiness. The bookchecks are unnesecary and the voices that they have to explain things sounds like theyre gonna cry. They think working in Amazon is a wet dream.
Person 1: bro, did you just hear?
Person 2: nah, what?
Person 1: the creator of Sparx Maths just died
Person 2: yip
Something that makes you want to shoot yourself in the balls 17 times and gives clinical depression. This site was created by Hitler and the devil brainstorming worse ways for torture and suffering all I have received from this site is a death wish and pain. Fuck sparx.
Daniel: "oh no I've got Sparx maths due tomorrow"
Brydin: "alright, I'll load the gun"