Darwizzy

the best person of all time in the history of the world, single handedly stopped WW1,2 and the Cold War and, did i mention he plays football aswell?

My Friend: you free this evening
Me asf: nah im watching Darwizzy play for the big reds
Me: *jerks off to Darwizzy*
Parent: WHAT THE HELL oh its darwizzy,carry on

26👍 4👎

Kazuma Kiryu

He's NOT yakuza, nuh uh, he is not Yakuza. he also goes around Japan's answer to Hull, Kamurocho beating up everything and everyone since they all come running up to him. Kazuma Kiryu is also hunted down by his good ol buddy ol pal Majunga (Majima) who is insane, and dresses up as a girl to like, uhh, to have the sex?!?!

Thug: Haha, I am going to rob you
Person: Noooooo please dont wahhhh
Kazuma Kiryu: Um I don't think so pal *fucking has blue aura*
Thug: oh shit
*gets tigerdropped 76000 times*
Thug: Is dead
*Kazuma Kiryu has a dance*

Pessi

a poat who needs his penalties from giovanni infantino or he retires

Pessi: give me penalty pls
Piovanni: sorry pessi, i havent got any more penalties
Pessi *breaks down into tears*
Piovanni *hugs pessi and gives him penalty*
Pessi: You got me penalty!?!?, thank you
*scores*

*Pessi and Piovanni celenbrate*

4👍 3👎

Sparx Maths

the definition of hell, made by someone who likes hates happiness. The bookchecks are unnesecary and the voices that they have to explain things sounds like theyre gonna cry. They think working in Amazon is a wet dream.

Person 1: bro, did you just hear?
Person 2: nah, what?
Person 1: the creator of Sparx Maths just died
Person 2: yip