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To hurt/ injure one's testicles.
Sister: I kicked Mark from your P.E. class in the dick!
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!
Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.
1)to have someone suck on your genitalia preferably said by men to women during sex or various arguments.
2)a phrase used as a step in for "fuck you" usually used as a sign to show others you are pissed.
3) a general phrase used for any conversation for any reason no matter the time, place, activity or social group
1) dude 1-"yeah man while we were doing it she just totally went down on me".
dude 2-" did she suck your eggs too"?
dude 1-" yeah man, you should get your girl to do it".
2)dude 1-"Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
dude 2-"Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes"
dude 1-"yo mama so stupid that...um...uh".
dude 2-"yo mama so ugly she made my pit bull cry".
dude 1-" man you can just go ahead and suck my eggs bitch".
3)has been used on Sponge Bob, Billy and Mandy, and 3 others i cant remember
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proclaimed when something crazy and exciting is happening, or just has happened
GUY 1: wow, i just shot my sister in the foot
GUY 2: EGGS BENEDICT!!!!
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The resulting effect of having sex in a hot tub.
Man, the jacuzzi sure looks like a bowl of egg drop soup after last nights party!
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Eggs that are fried a little less better than what they ought to be fried. Frying is normally done by an ungrateful whore of a wife and are typically found in Boone County, WV.
Slommy eggs have been known to be the cause of domestic violence.
"And I took the butcher knife and put it up to her neck, I said if you wanna live to see tomorrow you better start fryin dem eggs a little bit better than what you been fryin em. I'm tried of eatin sloppy slommy eggs" -- Jesco White
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the curled up bits of toilet paper left in your bum hairs after you wipe too hard with cheap toilet paper after a shit
Ah man, that bog roll has left me with toilet paper eggs in my ass nest..
Bev was not impressed by his dads new tattoo, so he dropped his duds to give his dad a brown eye and his dad said "damn boy, you got toilet paper eggs hatching in your anus"
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The female version of saying bustin my balls.
Kim: Hey Jay I heard you and the girls went out last night, how was it?
Jay: Those damn broads was crackin' my eggs about being their only single friend not married.
Kim: Why aren't you and Bob taking the plunge?
Jay: Naw, that fuckers got Too Tall Jones Syndrome.
Example 2: Bob was fuckin me so good and hard last night. He was really crackin' my eggs!
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