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Having to bow to urinate in the toilet because you have a boner and you don't want the urine to hit the ceiling.
I woke up this morning with morning wood and had to do a Boner Bow.
A condition where a man becomes so confident in himself he gets an erection.
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Sarah flirted with my husband so much that it gave him boner confidence
A short dude who likes to go for taller chicks that are way out of his league.
Wow, did you hear that Luke started dating Sarah. What a turtle boner.
When you're high and slowly start talking louder and louder due to your excitement about the topic of conversation.
Girl: Woah stop talking so loud you're getting a vocal boner.
Girl 2: Oh shit sorry I was just so excited!!
Guy: You need to stop getting these! We're gonna get booked.
When a man is horny beyond compare and a woman of any bangable level passed by and the impulse is to bang. She becomes boner grub
Yo bro do you see that boner grub over there? She’s a freaking 10 out of ten
Ya I’d pork her... she’s boner grub for sure
when a males urethra itches and you rub your head to get rid of it, but give yourself a boner instead.
Man, I have an itchy boner.
A Eurodicksco group consisting of 4 Caribbean sluts and 1 mofo.
Their songs gave everyone in the 70’s boners (hence their name) with their catchy music.
They were known for their hit song Asspootin, which’s about the Russian leader Asspootin, a.k.a. the original Vladimir Pootin.
They were also known for their songs Ma. Fucker as well as the 1st 2 songs on their album Oceans of Fantasy such as El Slut and Gotta Go Hoe (which’s a cover of Hello Bummelbahn by Nighttrain).
Ben: I Wanna listen to some real music.
Gregory: Well then have you listened to Boner M.
Ben: I haven’t thought about them.
Gregory: You’ll love them, they made Eurodicksco music.
Ben: Ok.
Gregory: Well what do you think.
Ben: My favorite song is Asspootin.
Gregory: Great.
Ben: I wish they made more music.
Gregory: Me too.
Ben: All we have is poosic from crappers.
Gregory: Well yeah.
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