John Paul

This is a guy that has the biggest of gays, and likes to kiss guys named Jerry. He is attracted to girls named Erin, but his love of kissing dudes keeps him from making a move on them.

(Guy 1) Have you seen that John Paul dude?
(Guy 2) yeah I heard he has massive gay.

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Ron Paul

If God will give a damn about now-relapsing America, one man chosen will wield Holy Blade, endowed by the Higher One, to strike down against all injustice politics and rooted America back to Constitution, and it will be HIM, Ron Paul.

Can't wait to see Ron Paul's Judgement Day, where all half-brain administration will be purged.

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Paul Bunyon

When you pick a girl up, stretch her vag, and place your head and wear her like one of those racoon Paul Bunyon hats.

Dude, I Paul Bunyoned my girl last night, she can't walk anymore.
I got Bunyoned last night, my lips feel very sore.

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Les Paul

Very overrated guitars, too much sustain, heavy feel,and muddy pick ups. Plus, they're very expensive.

Shit, I tryed playing rhythm on my Les Paul, and all the notes kept ringing out, making my rhythm sound crappy, plus, the pick-ups blurred it all together, it sounded like shit. My back hurts from it, and I'm not pleased with this thing, especially since I paid 2000 dollars for it.

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Paul is Thicc

We all know and love the thiccness that paul has he's made up of 60% thicc, 20% salt and 20% snickers

Guy 1: damn Paul is TTTTTHHHHHIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC as frick
Paul: yes indeed
Paul is thicc

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Baby Paul

New York city slang term given to male friends and consorts.

"Yo waddup what's poppin', Baby Paul?"

- "Nuffin', jus chillin sun, me and da click been lampin' in the lab fo' a hot sec Baby Paul"

"Word?"
-"Word."

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Jake Pauling

Being a gay faggot that loves to film dead people

>Oh did you see him?
>Yeah he is Jake Pauling again

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