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To be showered with piss and cash money at the same time; a golden shower whilst making it rain on the person simultaneously.
Dude, richard got an Irish shower last night; he made $300 and cured his jellyfish sting all at the same time!
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This is a phrase that best describes the act of "No matter how old you get or who's bathroom you're in, if you are sitting on a toilet- and the shower is in arms reach from you...you will swat it just to make sure there is/are no one or no thing lurking behind there." Sometimes even when the curtain is see through.
No matter who's house I'm at, you will always hear me doing the shower curtain swat.
taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet, also known as an upper decker, then proceeding the give someone a swirlie in the same toilet
That guy is such a tool, I'd really like to give him a third world shower right now.
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Act of forcefully taking a crap filled with rock hard pellets of shit and hot, loose, oozing fecal matter that explodes from your anus showering the toilet with a gooey layer of nastiness. The poop rocks then cause the water in the bowl to boil, possibly scalding your ass. This usually occurs as a result of the XXL Burrito with Extra Habeneros, or the all you can eat suicide wing challenge.
Man, after luinch at the Mexican Place I took a massive meteor shit shower, I think I cracked the bowl.
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When your drunk ass decides it's a good idea to stumble home from the bars in the middle of the scorching summer night but still makes a conscious effort to shower off before passing out in your clean sheets that you just washed, in hopes of scoring that night. This usually entails ripping off the shower curtain while collapsing into the tub, turning on the shower to its coldest setting, and just laying on your back making silly gasping noises for hours or until you start to shiver.
Bro, that Amy chick was just not havin it tonight. She said she was tired so I told her to just come back and take a lap nap but she said no. After that, I just hiked back home but man, that sweltergeist had me feening for a post bar shower. I ripped off my sweaty jeans and woke up at 4am in my tub feeling like a cold wet noodle.
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—Noun. porn star show·er. pawrn stahr shou-er
Comparable to the term "Mexican Shower," a porn star shower is a shower of cologne, perfume, deodorant, or Frebreeze in place of an actual shower. However, unlike the Mexican shower which solely covers up the stench of body odor and filth from a hard day's work, the porn star shower is meant to disguise the aroma of lubricant and bodily fluids after sex when one does not have the time or resources to actually bath oneself before engaging in their daily activities.
—Related forms
porn star show·er·ing, verb
porn star show·er·like, adjective
Male: 'Babe, we don't have time. I have to be at my 8:30 a.m. meeting, and I still haven't showered.'
Female: 'Just come back to bed for a quickie and then take a porn star shower afterwards.'
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A disease usually refering to a person who smells like a skunked beer, combined with body odor, fishy pubic hair, and dried anal seapage displaying a general lack of hygiene that would otherwise make a radius of 25 feet from the person inpalatable.
Bob the Hobo + Your Mom + Your Nasty French Teacher + Britney Spears= A.S.S.
Man you smell like ass
I know I have Absence of Shower syndrome