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A Goosed Hand Sock is a sock puppet resembling a goose that when worn on hand you bust a fat one in during peak Goose jams and can be used multiple times during live events but will become noticeable because as it dries the harder the sock becomes.
- Hey Bruce why is your hand sock so hard? Have you Goosed it?
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.
Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!
When you jerk off into a sock but the bust is so big your sock gets completely coated and becomes crusty. Depending on the bust the sock could become crusty enough to snap like a twig.
Jared: Damn my crusty socks! Another one got crusty enough and snapped!
Dylan: Awwww dude, got a case of crusty sock syndrome? R.I.P.
Jared: Yeah dude, I saved up for like a week and had some high quality porn.
When you cum in a sock and you repeatedly strike the woman with it until she’s bruised
“Hey where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”
A more discreet way to say “kill myself” if you’re in front of people who will get offended easily.
Ava: Mr. Metzler’s class is so annoying. He assigns way to much homework.
Alaina: I agree. It makes me want to knit my socks.
When one poops in a sock and then proceeds to swing the sock around so little bits of doo doo go everywhere.
My friend never paid me back the 50 bucks he owed me so i doo doo socked his room
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The man ejaculates into a gym sock and then swings it around his head in a helicopter motion. The gym sock acts as a sieve as the semen sprays out around his surrounding area, hitting anyone in the general vicinity.
My boyfriend performed the gym sock sprinkler last night and I got a wonderful protein shower!
A sock filled with juicy delicious cum that’s been left under a bed for 3 years
Dad- Son I need to use your sock for something
Son- I already used it as my ratchet cum sock