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When you cum in a sock and you repeatedly strike the woman with it until she’s bruised
“Hey where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”
A more discreet way to say “kill myself” if you’re in front of people who will get offended easily.
Ava: Mr. Metzler’s class is so annoying. He assigns way to much homework.
Alaina: I agree. It makes me want to knit my socks.
When one poops in a sock and then proceeds to swing the sock around so little bits of doo doo go everywhere.
My friend never paid me back the 50 bucks he owed me so i doo doo socked his room
The man ejaculates into a gym sock and then swings it around his head in a helicopter motion. The gym sock acts as a sieve as the semen sprays out around his surrounding area, hitting anyone in the general vicinity.
My boyfriend performed the gym sock sprinkler last night and I got a wonderful protein shower!
A sock filled with juicy delicious cum that’s been left under a bed for 3 years
Dad- Son I need to use your sock for something
Son- I already used it as my ratchet cum sock
When your anus is fully extended outside your body and will not retract, you have a Pink Ian Sock
Ian awoke fully aware that he had drank way too much the night before because his Pink Ian Sock contained multiple signatures and a short poem.
When you are butt ramming your 'ol lady without lube and you pull out real quick and the lining of her asshole comes out stretched around your dong, resembling a pink sock.
Poor Samantha, she won't cut a loud fart for a month. Last night I butt fucked her dry, and gave her an Oklahoma Pink Sock.